hey sooooo remember how the police in ferguson were going to start wearing body cameras

the police officers’ union is bringing out every last excuse to keep it from actually happening

actual quote from the…

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» Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. countdown to season 2 

12 Days - May + favorite moments

If I need a gun, I'll take one.

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@21 hours ago with 1852 notes



do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts


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@22 hours ago with 165746 notes



Courf treating Marius like Leslie treats Ann in parks and rec though.

#marius you humble intelligent golden retriever 

#Oh marius you beautiful naiive sophisticated newborn baby 

#marius is too beautiful to be funny #seriously marius never make jokes

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@22 hours ago with 307 notes


every class is art class if you dont care enough

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@22 hours ago with 191463 notes

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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@21 hours ago with 70175 notes

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

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Enjolras to Courfeyrac at some point, definitely.

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@22 hours ago with 78337 notes 


I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of…

@22 hours ago with 3083 notes
#I WOULD WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SITCOM #people would expect all this dark humor #but it just be classic Shakespeare