draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

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taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

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@46 minutes ago with 69126 notes
vejiicakes:

clairedraws:

modern valvert au where Valjean owns a flower shop and Javert is the dumb cop who keeps coming up with dumb reasons to come in
but his excuses become shallower and shallower with every visit and eventually he has to just start buying flowers so he doesn’t look like a complete creep going in there like every other day because he’s a big baby who can’t ask jvj out
his apartment is starting to look like a flower shop itself it’s so bad


Aww Javert, you’ll mislead Valjean into thinking you’re getting those flowers for someone! D:
(This is adorable!!)

vejiicakes:

clairedraws:

modern valvert au where Valjean owns a flower shop and Javert is the dumb cop who keeps coming up with dumb reasons to come in

but his excuses become shallower and shallower with every visit and eventually he has to just start buying flowers so he doesn’t look like a complete creep going in there like every other day because he’s a big baby who can’t ask jvj out

his apartment is starting to look like a flower shop itself it’s so bad

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Aww Javert, you’ll mislead Valjean into thinking you’re getting those flowers for someone! D:

(This is adorable!!)

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@47 minutes ago with 3090 notes

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

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@52 minutes ago with 6693 notes

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

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@36 minutes ago with 2892 notes

humanistrambles:

the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

(Source: siroswins, via alleninfandomland)

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asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

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@46 minutes ago with 64072 notes

sclez:

I love the idea of Enjolras having a Feuilly fanboy-esque moment about all of Les Amis regularly.

Like, other people think he’s stone cold but every once in a while he’ll just launch into ‘my friends are outstanding have I told you about them’ mode.

And people often assume he’s drunk when he does this but he’s totally sober, he just has a lot of feelings.

(At least once he’d be like ‘I like how Jehan is so empathetic and brave. I like how Bahorel always speaks his mind. I like Grantaire’s… I like Grantaire!’
A la the Simpsons.)

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@51 minutes ago with 60 notes
#yes. #I like this a lot 

chiisanatantei:

ipoophere:

wait

this speaks to me on an emotional level

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